Life with Bright and Shiny Objects: I really do just love my job

Saturday, March 26, 2011

I really do just love my job

I stabbed myself in the thumb with a screwdriver at work today. It bled profusely.

Then my mailman, Chad, (who is my very favorite since the hot ups man left and the new one doesn't smell good anymore) called me a knucklehead.

But he didn't sneak up behind me and startle me into a blood curdling scream, so we're making progress.

2 comments:

ChessMarch 26, 2011 at 3:47 PM
Hahahaha. Even the name Chad is awesome!
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LauraMarch 26, 2011 at 10:27 PM
Right?? He is super awesome and I love him
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