I never meant to be this close.

Oh my little heart; it is weary. There have been some big ticket items dragging it down lately.
My mind is tired too. I've been trying to push it lately and it's struggling. It tries so hard, but it's just not enough.


So much frustration lately... a little relief would be nice. I just don't know how to find it.

Got Happy?

Have you ever wondered what the sound of pure happiness is?

I can tell you; I heard it today.

Now, most people would probably expect to hear something along the lines of babies laughing or little feet running around a house or some other cutesy, cliche answer.

But those are wrong. Dead. Wrong.


I'll tell you what it is: The sweet, sweet purr of an 8.4L V10 engine growing into a roar that sends shivers down your spine and makes your tingly hands fly to your face in a moment of breathless delight.

Want one?

I sure do..

Epic. Fail.

I am a total failure.

But, really, I just couldn't help myself.


I'm powerless against a good discount.

And black pearls.





Lots and lots of black pearls....

Pants on fire

Ok, ok, call me a liar.

But really, this is too great not to share.


At about 2:00 this morning, I was in my room trying to finish an assignment for school that's due today. All of the sudden, my bedroom door opens and I see my little sister standing there. Without pants on.

"Did I leave salmon in here?"

'Scuse me? Salmon? In my room? I think not.

The rest of the conversation went something like this:

Me: "Are you awake...?"
Jocey: *blink*....*blink*.... "Yes."
Me: "Salmon?"
Jocey: "Yeah. I had some yesterday and I think I put it in here."
Me: "Like in a can...?"
Jocey: "No, like the fish."
Me: *dies laughing*
Jocey: "Shut up!" *walks out* *goes back to bed*

Oh my goodness, I really love the things that happen at my house.

Last one today, I promise

Anyone curious about the man of my dreams?

This is him.




Oh. Did I mention my dreams are nightmares?

Though, that was pretty funny. I figure, if I'm going to be talking about my nightmares, it needs to be a little humorous... Right? Or course right.


You can go with this, or you can go with that.... This is going to be stuck in my head for a week now...

I shall spend no dime. I'mma need 'em all...

Goals...

They are great.

Super great, even.

I have a lot of them.


Sometimes, this fact can be a bit overwhelming. *sigh*


I found a most delightful condo/townhouse in Provo that I really want to buy.
Unfortunately, I'm dirt poor and it's a little too far away.

It's gonna take awhile to get there, but I'm determined.
I now declare the next 5 years of my life spending-free.
Not a single dime shall be wasted.

I'm also going to be getting a Honda Shadow. I don't care what you naysayers say. 'Cause you're naysaysers and you live to try and crush my dreams.

Well guess what?? Not gonna happen.


So. Put that in your cage and poke it.

Life is busy and delightful

A happy Monday to everyone!